December 2010
in the airport. near some beautiful norwegian ladies who are discussing Abraham Lincoln. Baller.
I bet being a humpback whale fetus
drinkyourjuice:
is pretty relaxing because you’ve kind of hit the jackpot on the soothing sounds front.
Whale songs, your mom’s heartbeat, and ocean water. Tides. Plus a feeding tube.
Yeah, whale babies got it made.
noemifrancis asked: you're trangendered? i think that's so cool
noemifrancis asked: you're trangendered? i think that's so cool
tootely-deactivated20110114 asked: At second Christmas at The Mount, will you please get really blazed and recount that Salma Hayeck-esque House sex dream? Only, this time with a tape recorder. I don't want to lose any of that precious gold!
tootely-deactivated20110114 asked: At second Christmas at The Mount, will you please get really blazed and recount that Salma Hayeck-esque House sex dream? Only, this time with a tape recorder. I don't want to lose any of that precious gold!
Dear world,
I’m henna-ing my pubes.
Love
Lee
christmasonthemoon:
Interviewer: Did you hear t.A.T.u’s version of ‘How Soon Is Now’? Morrissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. Again, I don’t know much about them. Interviewer: They’re the teenage Russian lesbians. Morrissey: Well, aren’t we all?
I fly back to NY today! I’m so, so, SO bloody exited. Being with the fam has been er… sort of nice, but mostly very stressful and emasculating, and I miss my dear ones in New York, so… yeah, exited.
Also… what what what? I somehow had a Dr House sex dream that SOMEHOW paralleled my Salma Hayak sex dream in awesomeness. I never thought I’d see the day.
Actually,...
you know what current fad I’m super into? girls who wear burly motorcycle boots. drives me crazy.
